Local Roundup

Cincinnati Police Chief says the city should fire cops who missed work in the "Blue Flu" work holdout last weekend.

The Blue Flu isn't stopping Cincy from getting another 2.9 million in stimulus funds, namely to go to the Police. Hopefully for Blue Flu shots.

Female cab driver bites would-be rapist, five years later, blood found in her car is used for DNA evidence to nab the criminal. This probably happens every day in New York City, but in Cincy, it's big news.

The "Kid Rock" defense probably won't work in a child porn case. Just saying.

King's Island's Son of Beast grounded for the rest of the year. But not because it's dangerous. No, because it's "not enjoyable."

Get county job supervising jail, look at porn on job, pleasure oneself on job, get fired. Sue County in Federal Court, claiming you are sex addict and should have been able to get treatment instead of being fired. Settle lawsuit. Only in Warren County.